Bishop Lori, instead of speaking outright on the matter of the state forcing Catholic institutions including Catholic colleges to cover sterilization procedures and contraceptives including abortfacients [sic], told a parable about a kosher deli and a ham sandwich.Also on the board are "abortifacient," "conscience," and "judicial activism."
Off the board are "invasive" and "medically unnecessary procedures," which as you might know violates the Hippocratic Oath*, but who cares what those quacks think, anyway?
Also, "what are you dumb motherfuckers gonna come up with next?" and "Make mine a triple."
*And yes, I'm aware that the actual oath prohibits surgery. Smartass.
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The Bishop kept his bon mot about the priest and the little altar boy in his pocket, so to speak.
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I do not think ham sandwiches are particularly effective contraceptives. They can be delicious however.
Fish, depends on bread-to-ham ratio.
And mustard.
Well, a bishop probably knows as much about kosher delis as he does about contraception, so WHO THE FUCK IS LISTENING TO THESE COBAGS ABOUT ANYTHING??
..sorry about the effing effing, MenD. I am so sick of these preening moralistic scolds assuming they have the right to tell everyone else what to do.
the actual oath prohibits surgery
Hey, we didn't know that.
does it prohibit recreational vivisection?
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