If you have a food processor whose varying attachments conveniently fit in its own mixing bowl, do not store said attachments with an actual blade in proper position. This may cause a slightly hung over and sleepy person (me) to hit the on-switch without thinking, resulting in a scratched-up bowl, damaged accessories, and digging bits of plastic out of a slightly bent chopping blade for the next week.
This has been a public service announcement from Mendacious D and all his fingers.
13 comments:
At least you didn't lose an eye...
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if you threw in a finger, you might have prevented damage to the plastic bowl.
thundra: I could have. The top section flew right off and only by chance went in a non-threatening direction.
if someone had had the presence of mind to be running a camera, INSTANT YOUTUBE HIT!
What would you be doing in my house anyway? And do you like vacuuming?
glad you weren't hurt.
the lesson is, never try.
I like vacuuming, but I don't have a vacuum.
At least you didn't lose an eye...
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Hey.
Good job, slick, good job.
p.s. - just use a grinder next time
pfft. Soon nobody will be able to avoid food, so what purpose a food processor?
Megan McArdle, though, bought a $1500 dollar one, so she is objectively better than you. She probably doesn't know how to use it any better though.
AFFORD food, I meant to type.
Seriously, it's like a Rod Serling story, where after being Nazi Speeling Zombie, I am unable to make a single comment without some stupid misteak.
I have a vacuum but nothing to use it on.
You could use it to beat one of my clients senseless.
I have a vacuum but nothing to use it on.
That sucks.
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