Friday, September 30, 2011

The answer is moats

The U.S. Customs and Border Protection agency has proposed the use of "fencing and other barriers" on the 49th parallel to manage "trouble spots where passage of cross-border violators is difficult to control."
Moats with moose:
Customs and Border Protection is inviting comment on the options and plans a series of public meetings in Washington and several U.S. border communities next month. It will then decide which ideas to pursue.

10 comments:

fish said...

The U.S. Customs and Border Protection agency has proposed the use of "fencing and other barriers

I don't think a bunch of dudes with rubber tipped swords are really going to do all that much to prevent illegal border crossings.

Jennifer said...

Go Stoorn!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Note that the border protection is being proposed by the US Border Protection Agency.

They're trying to keep us IN.

Jennifer said...

The calls are coming from INSIDE the country!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

From INSIDE THE MOOOSE!
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Righteous Bubba said...

The pot trade surplus is worrying. How will American hoodlums keep their jobs?

Righteous Bubba said...

OMG! Troubeli!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I'm scandalized that there are no "shit moat" jokes!

SCANDALIZED!!!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Who is this Righteous Bubba (IF that is his real name!!???!)?
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Another Kiwi said...

Their usta be an old guy around here called Righteous Bubba but he died back in ought9 or so...