CNBC sports "writer" Darren Rovell feels the victory is "empty" because Meb Keflezighi is only "technically" American. Because he was born in Eritrea and became a citizen in 1998.
Incidentally, the last American to win the marathon was Alberto Salazar. Who was born in the down-home American town of... Havana.
And he is also displeased with your racist bullshit.
Clearly this is evidence that the New York City Marathon isn't Conservative enough.
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I say we make American sports more American by forcing Mayflower descendants into ultimate fighting cage-matches.
Or infecting them with smallpox. Fair's fair.
I hate that my ancestors came from some other worthless country instead of being born right here in 'Murca.
Newsflash!
WaPoop Editamatorial Page Editor Fred (I IZ SMART 2!) Hiatt has hired Darren Rovell.
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I am disappointed that Hiatt did not consider Lileks.
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